This is Christ Church in Surbiton Hill - a very nice group of people doing church-like things.
So far so normal.
But wait, what is this?
The beardedness, the messianic gaze, the comfortable clothing, the rapt followers.
The fact that disappointingly few of his key inner circle are women.
And at least one faithful disciple dropping a serious hint of treachery.
This cannot be a coincidence can it?
Asked about the remarkable similarity after this Sunday's service Rev Jon Birchall was non-commital.
But if you want to see the miracle for yourself, pop in.
And why not have a look at a plaque to former congregant and political campaigner Dr Thomas Barnardo at the same time (he lived in nearby St Leonard's Lodge, Portsmouth Road).
You could even pop a penny in their appeal to redesign the inside of the church.
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