Esher fly-half David Slemen - a former Harlequins star - shares 60 seconds with the Surrey Comet.

What would you have been had you not been a professional rugby player?

I wanted to be a doctor for a while and I nearly joined the army, so there are a couple of options that I could have been. I went to uni and kind of fell into rugby. What would I have done at that point is a very good question, but I’ve fallen in to headhunting now aged 32.

What are you listening to on your iPod?

At the moment I’ve got the new Mark Ronson album, the new Linkin Park one and - it is not quite as cool - the new David Gray album. It is really good and was only four quid.

What was the last thing you Sky Plussed?

The Ashes highlights the other night.

You like cricket then?

I love my cricket, but I don’t get much chance to play during the summer. I used to but I haven’t played for a while. I might try to get a game with or two of the other guys, but we only get six weeks off so it is difficult. With a young family it is hard to play rugby all winter and then go an play cricket all day on a Saturday....it is not going to happen.

How would you describe yourself on a dating website?

That is a difficult question. You’d have to put ‘good sense of humour’, ‘incredibly good looking’ and ‘wealthy’. There are a couple of lies in there, but you don’t have to tell the truth.

What is top of your Christmas wish list - no clichés?

It is a cliché to say two wins. I think just a good night’s sleep would be a start. I’d love a holiday. That would be awesome as long as it was somewhere where the weather was great.

What is the worst Christmas present you ever received?

One year I bought my wife a lot of great presents. I was playing full-time rugby so I had plenty of time to shop. She was working and had no time. She bought me a woollen grey GAP jumper that didn’t fit, so that has to be the worst one.

If you could be reincarnated, who would you like to come back as?

Right now it would have to be somebody like, Justin Timberlake. He has got it all. He has got a golf tournament named after him, he’s got it made. He clearly knows how to do things properly.