Cast: Me, my mate Phill, my mate Will, and his girlfriend Beth. And yes, we are all staggeringly immature.

WILL - Are we talking about your breasts?
BETH - Yes
WILL - Great!

PHILL - (discussing the idea of Will wearing bondage gear) I've got this image of a killer whale wrapped in cling film

JENNIE - I'm just going to be whipping it out whenever we go drinking now

WILL - It sounds like you can touch my kn*b

BETH - That's a very bad head
JENNIE - Said the actress to the bishop
(Beth collapses into giggles)
WILL - Oh don't, it'll all come out of her nose
JENNIE - Said the actress to the bishop