Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.

Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Belligerent and numerous. You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts!

Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.

No. We're on the top. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! Ow, my spirit! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!

OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.

Meh. We're rescuing ya. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Actually, that's still true.

Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. You are the last hope of the universe. Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk! Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.

This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! You lived before you met me?! Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very… Oh right. I forgot about the battle. Who are you, my warranty?! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

We're rescuing ya. With gusto. No argument here. Okay, I like a challenge. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Guess again. Actually, that's still true. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by "devil", I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically", I mean get your coat.

Your best is an idiot! It doesn't look so shiny to me. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!

It must be wonderful. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. When will that be? You guys go on without me! I'm going to go… look for more stuff to steal!

I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Oh yeah, good luck with that. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.

I just told you! You've killed me! I can explain. It's very valuable. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?