Your Local Guardian:
 

Story of the week so far is the robber left empty-handed (and now behind bars) after a bank worker refused to hand him money. Instead she told him to "**** off".

Bank robber left empty-handed after cashier told him to f*** off

Your Local Guardian:

A woman found guilty of fraud after selling her husband's grave spot is challenging her conviction.

Woman who sold ex-husband's share in Sutton grave plot to appeal ruling

Your Local Guardian:

Seriously, who dumps a piano in the woods - and why?

If you go down to the woods today...you'll find a piano

Your Local Guardian:

What is it like living on an estate where there are a spate of stabbings? We speak to residents.

'Which estate will be next?' Mitcham stabbing provokes fear of gangs, drugs and knives in town centre

Your Local Guardian:

Is this a mystery cat-napper - complete with cat food bait? 

Catnap attempt: Is there a mystery cat nabber on the loose in Sutton?