A cheese and wine shop in Richmond has been keeping the public entertained with its witty blackboard signs.
John Marks, 65, has been working at Teddington Cheese on Hill Rise, for the last four years and has been attracting a lot of attention with his slogans on the A-boards outside the shop.
Keeping up with the news, the cheese-seller is taking the mic out of local politicians and celebrities hot off the press to prompt his witty remarks.
Mr Marks said: "It all started off when Zac Goldsmith stood in the by-elections and we had a joke going about offering him a Saturday job when he didn't win and after that people kept saying to do something else.
"So then I did one on Donald Trump and him wanting to ban grated cheese and it just took off."
American residents in the borough have been enjoying the sloganist's White House theme.
The cheese seller keeps up with his British politics to come up with puns like this.
And this.
But we think he favours the American scene.
"I just keep an eye out now on the news and when something crops up I will stick it on there," added Mr Marks.
"We have lots of Americans who live here and they love it and always come to take photos - well lots of people come and take photos too."
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