Mums who clicked at the nursery gates have put together a hilarious portrayal of modern parenting.

Leave the kids at home to enjoy a mix of comedy, singing and dancing in an alternative take on the highs and lows of parenting.

Co-written and performed by mums-of-two Avelia Moisey and Jill Neenan, Ifs, Buts and Babies will be coming to the New Wimbledon Theatre Studio on Saturday, October 4 at 2.30pm and 7.30pm. www.ifsbutsandbabies.com.

Tickets available from 0844 871 7646.