Kingston police are tweeting their entire day today using the hashtag #MPSKINGSTONLIVE.

One of the most bizarre calls so far has been a call to a report of a theft of a grey 0.5 metre Koi carp  from a pond in Chessington. Police joked about the call saying #soundsfishy.

Later they tweeted:

 

The police officer who searched for the fish, PC Resteghini, said is was a "rather large pond"

They have also been called out to a drunk male in New Malden, a burglary in Kingston, a malfunctioning burglar alarm at 02 Kingston, and a stolen motor vehicle.

Here's all the rest of the tweets collected: