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Driver reverses through shopfront

7:48pm Monday 14th April 2008

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A driver attempting to parallel park in Stonecot Hill found an unlikely resting place when she reversed into the front of an undertakers.

The woman seemed to have a death wish as she shot six feet over the kerb and through the brick wall and panelled windows of Richard Knox funeral directors.

Luckily no one was harmed as a result of the grave manouevering error and the VW Golf, bearing a probation plate, stopped within inches of a goldfish tank.

The demolition scene played out near a Driving Standards Agency office and did nothing to bury outdated stereotypes of women drivers.

Carol Gipps, owner of the funeral company for eight years, was mortified by the devastation wrought on Monday afternoon.

She said: "I was just out the back when I heard what sounded like crockery smashing or china plates being thrown down the stairs.

"I couldn't believe it when I saw this woman staring out of a car in my hall, with mess everywhere. It was an absolute nightmare. I just couldn't see how a car could reverse at that speed without stoping."

Richard Liell, 25, assistant manager at Goodfellows estate agents next door, said he was regularly distracted by bad parking at the parade of shops.

"You often see people using other cars as buffers to get into spaces here. I'd seen this particular lady before and once she had to get a guy to park the car for her.

"I thought she's come back for another go'. This time she was trying to parallel park, mounted the kerb and shot back, smashing through the wall. We all ran out in case there was major damage."

Police cordoned off the scene until an engineer was satisfied the lodged vehicle could be removed without causing further stuctural damage.


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sue, South Cheam says...
8:11pm Mon 14 Apr 08

And she was given a driving licence when she quite clearly cannot park a car - she could have easily killed someone.
What a joke - she should not be on the road.

Ali, Morden says...
8:51am Tue 15 Apr 08


This may seem funny but if she had gone the other way into the main road or a person had been on the pavement at the time there would have been serious implications. It is ironic that the Driving Standards Agency is on the other block. Wonder if it was one of these examiners who passed her fit to drive or maybe someone else took the test for her.An example of how things are not working as they should in this country anymore.

ric, kingston says...
9:13am Tue 15 Apr 08

that was dead lucky.


Laura, Sutton says...
7:33pm Tue 15 Apr 08

I drove past this yesterday must have just happened. I thought i looked deliberate never would have thought that some one was trying to park. just glad no one got hurt

sue, South Cheam says...
8:36pm Tue 15 Apr 08

The stupid cow should have her licence taken off her - if you cannt park you should NOT be on the road. It is a miracle that nobody was hurt.

Susanne, says...
12:12pm Wed 16 Apr 08

I hardly think there's any need for you to make snide comments about the stereotypes of woman drivers. This is a very poor driver. The fact that she is female is completely immaterial. If a man had such an accident I wonder if you'd have made reference to his gender?

Emily puncheon, says...
2:26pm Wed 16 Apr 08

It says "outdated" stereotypes; this story is actually skewering the reactionary attitudes and generalisations that people will inevitably have. Your energy is so-oo-oo misplaced - you're preaching to the proselytizers.

P, says...
2:32pm Wed 16 Apr 08

No one actually said anything about women drivers Suzanne! Its just that the driver was a woman and obviously cant drive!

sue, South Cheam says...
2:32pm Wed 16 Apr 08

Susanne - what planet are you on?
As you can see by my name I am also female and I am not slating women drivers at all. I am just saying that this stupid woman should NOT be on the road. If it had been a man I would probably have called him a stupid pri'k.

Helen, Sutton says...
3:35pm Wed 16 Apr 08

Another woman letting the side down !

Mr J Jones, Carshalton says...
10:10am Thu 17 Apr 08

Maybe she was having some self destructive thoughts and wanted to save some time?

carly, london says...
10:58am Thu 17 Apr 08

Nice bit of parking if you ask me. Nice to see shops doing grive through services!!

Seriously though, as stupid as she sounds doing something as daft as this, it could have been a pure accident. Dont ask me how but you never know.

10 out of 10 for getting in the news for it though, hope she got what she wanted!!!

Gerry The Mouse, Wainskirting says...
11:47am Sat 3 May 08

A clear case of undertaking!!

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The VW Golf in the front of the shop The crash scene

The VW Golf in the front of the shop

The crash scene



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