Lord Elp Us, get ready for a top night of free comedy.

Brian Damage and his beautiful assistant Krysstal have been an item for more than 10 years working in the far flung corners of the globe, after meeting at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2000.

Bringing a comic combination of silly songs, sillier jokes and absurd dancing the pair have perfected their art.

They will be accompanied by stand-ups Tom Toal, Hannah Warman and Rue Barrett with MC Bobby Carroll to make up an outstanding night of comedy.

Lord Elp Us Komedy Knight, The Lord Napier, Beulah Road, Thornton Heath March 23 7.30pm.